AKA the cunning linguist; AKA el lingüista astuto; AKA Thomas the Tongue Engine; AKA le linguiste adroit; AKA il linguista abile; AKA the cunning linguist; AKA el lingüista astuto; AKA Thomas the Tongue Engine; AKA le linguiste adroit; AKA il linguista abile;

Friday, 4 October 2013

To Punt or Not To Punt, That is The Question

To punt, or not to punt, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of celibate matrimony,
Or to take arms against a sea of scruples,
And by opposing end them? To fidelity: to begging;
No more; and by a fuck to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural aches
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To fuck, to come;
To come: perchance to extacy; ay, there's the rub.

(With apologies to The Bard)
NB: 'Punt': to take a (monatory) risk or gamble;  in this context to take a gamble to pay for a sex worker.
Fortunately, here in Australia, Sex Work is legal, highly regulated and safe, so the only "risk" is whether you will get the quality of sex you paid for or desired.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks so much for reading my blog, Sir Thomas. It's an honor to be followed by you.

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