Continuing the occasional series of “Cunning Conversations”...
‘T’ was a lady I clicked with straight off. When I asked about DATY, she said that she probably wouldn’t come, but in 5 minutes Thomas The Tongue Engine had proved her wrong.
In our post-coital cuddle and chat, she was telling me about her other job as a Funeral Parlour Receptionist (does this lady have a thing about working with “stiffs”?). Then she got onto telling me about her new boyfriend. They had been going steady for 4-6 weeks and everything was looking wonderful, except . . . he hadn’t made any move yet to try and have sex. She doesn’t want him to know about her 2nd job, so she asked my advice, “How can I get my boyfriend to have sex with me?”
What am I, “Dear Thomasy Dix”? Here is this lovely lady-of-pleasure that has just come under my tongue and screwed my brains out, asking my advice about the gentle art of seduction! So we talked about suggestive kissing, of ‘accidental’ touching, and asking “When are you going to ‘introduce’ me?”